When I was a kid I went to a K-mart store with my best friend Mike. I was in the toy section, and I saw a He-Man figure out of the package sitting on the shelf. I picked up the toy not knowing what it was. I thought, "This guy is so cool looking, I have to show Mike." I found Mike and exclaimed, "Man, this is the coolest toy I've ever seen! Mike, check it out." To my surprise he knew the guy's name. "It's He-Man, he's lame. Look at these Zoids. Now these are cool.", he said. I was talked out of buying a He-Man figure that day and bought some Zoids instead.
Little did I know it would be almost 2 years before I would own any of these way cool Masters of the Universe toys. During these two years, we never had enough money to get any figures, and I would see other kids with these cool He-Man figures.
Then I saw the cartoon, He-Man and the Masters of the Universe, and oh man, I had to get these, but I knew my mom could not afford them. At this time I also wanted a computer, a Commodore Vic 20, but my mom could not afford this either.
So I asked everyone I knew to just give me money for my birthday and Christmas, for the computer. Only my dad took me seriously enough to send money, he sent up $100, and man, that was a lot of money for a kid. But nobody else gave any, and the Vic 20 computer was $299. So I was still a long way off.
One night when we went out to eat, down the street from the restaurant was a department store, so I asked my mom if I could go to it, since I was finished eating. I walked into the store, and immediately found in the toy section. Some Castle Grayskull play sets and lots of different (and wonderful) figures were for sale. I added it up in my head and calculated that I could get about 16 figures or a Castle Grayskull and 8 figures, with my $100. I had to make a tough decision that night. Buy the figures tonight, or save money for a computer I had only 1/3 of the money for. I tell you, that was a hard choice for me. I continued to save for the computer.
I got a newspaper route and saved that money until I had the full $299 for that Commodore Vic 20 computer, then I dropped the route, bought the computer and changed my course in life. I still desperately wanted these Masters of the universe Figures. But there was no way to get them. My paper route was gone, and my mom had no extra money.
One day I even saw kids break a Masters of the Universe figure on the road, just for fun. A car ran over it and the plastic torso was broken apart. I could not believe this; this kid had these wonderful toys and treated them like this, when I could not even afford one.
About a year later my mom had to leave her husband (not my dad) in a rush, and I had to grab all my things that would fit into one laundry basket (my clothes, Vic 20, some Micronauts, and a few books.) She took what money she had, and she said, today you can buy whatever you want. We went to Fred Myers in the big city and I found the toy section, then the figure isle, and looked for He-Man. All they had was Skeletor, Beast-Man, and Faker. I bought a muscle bound, blue skinned, skull faced, Skeletor.
I stayed with my older sister for the next 2 months and pretended that Skeletor was a good guy. I would make up stories of this blue hulking figure picking up large objects and throwing them, or he would mountain climb all over the apartment, and even on some days, he would fight the big cat. (It was my sisters cat.)
As times got better I got a batch of figures; Tri-Klops, Zodac, Ram-Man, Mer-Man, Zoar, and Screech. One time I spent money I was supposed to use for my sister's Christmas present on a Battle Armor He-Man. (Finally, I got a He-Man!) Another time I was sick and slept off and on for 3 days and my mom woke me and asked me if there was anything I wanted, I asked for Man-E-Faces and Man-At-Arms. She got them for me then I woke up and played for hours.
Soon I had a small job, and I was getting a new action figure every month, it was cool. Beast man, Fisto, Jitsu, Mega-Blaster, the Battle-Ram (very cool vehicle, see the box art that blew me away when I was a kid), Trap jaw, Teela, Evil-Lyn, Buzz-off and Webstor were among the ones I bought. Times got tough again; at one time I had to give up all my figures except what I could carry on my person, so I kept my first Skeletor and one of my other favorites, Man-At-Arms. (If I had the original He-Man I would have tried to keep him too, somehow; but I didn't have him, just the Battle Armor He-Man.)
Years later I had my own kids and went to second hand stores and found old He-Man and the Masters of the Universe figures for them. I never told them the real names of the figures, we just called them muscle guys, and I would help my kids name their figures, usually named after guys I knew at work. I had this idea that if I gave them a story of who or what the figures were then, they would not use their own minds including who was a good guy or a bad guy. It worked well. Believe it or not, my oldest son's first Masters of the Universe figure was a Mer-Man; that was his favorite, and he was a good guy according to my son. (We called the toy Fred)
Here is an example of the names my kids came up with; for the Jitsu figure, they named him Million Dollar Hand. Now again, years later, I am still trying to buy figures, but now it's the new ones. I also bought all the commemorative ones in 2000 and 2001. My youngest of four kids calls them stupid He-Man figures. He doesn't get it; he likes Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Update 2004 -
I got my daughter a 2004 She-Ra for her birthday.
We had the box around for about a week before her birthday so she had to wait to open it.
She didn't know what was inside, I asked if
they (the he-store) could write Happy Birthday on the outside of the Box (they did, cool).
She guessed all kinds of thing that it could be.
When she opened it she thought it was some He-Man type figure from the 80's and was a little disappointed. But when she saw the new She-Ra, my daughter's face lit up.
She said, "Dad, she's so beautiful!"
At first she didn't want to open her, in fear that it cost me an arm and a leg, I told her just open it.
She was hesitant but then ripped into it.. She loved it.
My wife thought I was crazy for buying it for her, but even when my wife saw the She-Ra doll, she too was impressed.
My wife's comments were something like, "She looks like a little Barbie."
I told my wife that it was the same company that makes Barbie. (My wife was into Barbie as a young lady.)
I was so nervous this gift would be a flop, but I was so wrong.
That night my daughter pulled out the Castle Grayskull,
Teela, and she had a good time playing She-Ra, she then asked me to join
her, and we had fun together.
(Of course He-Man got his butt handed to him by Skeletor's forces, then She-Ra had to save the day!)
Update 2005-
They had the She-Ra movie in the theater again, the "Secret of the
Sword" , also know as SOTS, the by He-Man community.
Well anyway we went to go see it on the big screen on a Saturday afternoon. It was great, we were the only people in the theater.
To make this long story short, we had a blast spending the day together watching a movie (She-Ra) and eating junk food in the theater.
Update
2017-
Since
then my kids have all grown up, I have 3 Grand-daughters now, my
oldest grand daughter (9 years old) loves She-Ra and plays with the MOTUC Princess of power figures. I made her a special one-of-a-kind custom She-Ra.
~ He-Bro
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